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You Might
Be Addicted To Internet Marketing If...
Be a Whiz at eBiz!
No-Nonsense Tips and Resources to Grow Your Business Online
February 7, 2004
Priya Shah, Editor
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Do you sometimes feel like you need a good laugh?
I certainly do... especially when things go wrong,
scripts that are supposed to work decide to give up the the ghost
instead, my computer starts acting weird and flashing me all sorts
of messages (not to be confused with flashing at the Super Bowl).
Well, I subscribe to some great humour columns
to get my mandatory fix of the giggles and keep myself sane.
Sometimes just the going-ons in the weird world
of internet marketing are enough to set me off...
Here are some of my recommendations for your laughter
fix.
Keeping
Abreast of The Super Bowl : A Humour column by Melvin Durai
(don't forget to signup for his newsletter)
A
Satirical Look at The World of MLM Scams
(turn up your audio for this one)
Madeleine
Begun Kane's Humour Column
(don't click if you voted Republican)
You've probably tried the next one, but its still
not too stale for a laugh.
Type "weapons of mass destruction"
into Google and click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.
Or just go to the site here (it looks like an
error message, but it isn't)
http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
Did you get it? :-)
And here's one of my personal Internet marketing
favourites
Jim
Edwards' Friday Night Smackdown
Now Larry Dotson has joined the fray with a very
funny book called "You might be addicted to Internet marketing
if..." saying's and jokes.
Here's a snippet of what's included in this laugh-fest.
__________________________________________________________
You Might Be Addicted To Internet Marketing
If...
(c) 2003 by Larry Dotson
You might be addicted to Internet marketing if...
1) Your idea of a vacation is to visit an exotic
location for an Internet marketing seminar.
2) You start calling TV Dinners - PC Dinners.
3) You worry that you might get a tumor from being
in front of the computer too long.
4) Your significant other asks you to get off
the computer and you tell them two more minutes, but they know
that means two more hours.
5) You take your laptop to the bathroom instead
of a newspaper or magazine.
6) You have told someone, "I have a good
feeling about this one."
7) You think a night out on the town is drinking
a beer while hanging out in an Internet marketing forum.
8) Your mouse has more miles on it than your car.
9) You get frustrated in waiting rooms because
they don't have any business-related magazines to read.
10) You feel you need to lose a few pounds and
you start exercising in front of your computer... while sitting
down.
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Read 190
more "You might be addicted to Internet marketing if..."
saying's and jokes
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Yes, even geeky and sometimes dour-looking internet marketers
(no personal reference to Dotson) are known to have a sense of
humour.
So can you relate to all of those?
I certainly can.
Boy, I need a 12-week program real bad!
Unforunately all I can afford to do is take a
chai (tea) break and saunter off for a while to the world of the
living.
But not for long...
Addicts never really quit now, do they?
Warm regards,
Priya Shah
P.S. Need a little romantic inspiration to woo
your significant other on V-Day (Valentine's Day to some... V-Day
for those who get lucky :-)
Well, if you're into that mushy stuff, you'll
find some really cool ideas - 101 of them in fact - in today's
download.
101
Romantic Ideas by Micheal Webb
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